So basically Ucraine said it wants to join NATO. Russia freaks out, asks NATO to explicitly exclude Ukraine from joining. NATO refuses to explicitly exclude Ukraine. Noone said anything about the Man on the moon hip hop comics trending classic shirt besides I will buy this chances of Ukraine to join NATO which at that point were pretty much zero (as are now) because of the active conflict in Donbas. Russia also remembers their donbassian brothers which just happened to be peppered with all kinds of attacks one more fake than another and ask for recognition. Russia says he will protect them from the evil nazis and breaks out The Russia Recognizes X Template from the cupboard, replaces the relevant names and recognises LNR and DNR. So, casus belli served for everyone, the west haters and the russian nationalists each get their flavor to chew on, western haters get the “NATO arms ukrainians”, nationalists get the “Melange of historical facts against Ukraine” dessert.
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Hurr durr red army starts to roll, missiles fly, fog of war happens. Smoke clears a bit, red army with pants down getting his bare arse kicked raw by ukrainians after tripped on its shoelaces and fell face first across the Man on the moon hip hop comics trending classic shirt besides I will buy this border. Putin gets crazy, what the hell ukrainians bad, not brothers anymore, why did you not submit you evil nazi prick. Of course the reason is the western provocation and western weapons and not the merry band of bayraktar singing ukraine troops that just didnt seem to get the memo they were supposed to bend over if the red army sneezes. So now Russia searches the “Escalation of Conflict all in one Solution” cupboard, finds only the piece of paper “but we haz nukez” written on it, barely readable because of heavy usage.